Grown-up beds are very entertaining for grown-ups.
Logan is so smart 'cause he knows everything.
Teachers sleep in their beds because they don't want to stay at school all the time.
News are like noses, you can have good news or bad news. Bad news would be if you spill your drink.
Sometimes when I meet new friends they're not nice because they have their own new friends.
I love playing with Daddy with his dices and his bad people. (Upon further questioning, I learned more about these bad people.) Not his friends, the toys, the little mens.
(After having apple dumplings for dessert) I didn't know apples could be dumplings...it's like Chinese.
If you take the pluggers off it might broke. (talking about the ceiling fan)
Valentines is my favorite because (whispered) I love everyone.
I wish I could be a grandma.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be a cooker and cook chicken, and bacon chicken, and chicken with rice.
These high heels are killing me.
I forgot my voice. (explaining that he can't remember what he was about to tell me)
When you get dead, you don't talk, and you climb the tree and Jesus takes you to heaven.
This pirate stuff is killing me. (said after Sophie's high heel comment)
Dessert is actually bessert.
His favorite eggs are "hard eggs" aka hard-boiled.
He was the original creator of calling electrical outlets "pluggers".